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After Discovery of 1,100 Year Old Mayan Site, State of Georgia to Rescind Anti-Immigrant Bill

Posted on December 29, 2011 by bstandsforb

“This is a little embarrassing to admit,” began Governor Deal at an official press briefing. “it turns out, contrary to popular belief, the state of Georgia was not founded in 1732. It has been around much longer than that.”

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Arizona to Nativist Lobby, “Stop Cheating On Me.”

Posted on February 22, 2011 by bstandsforb

State Feels Spurned by Anti-immigrants’ Expanded Focus “I used to be Tanton’s one and only,” Arizona sobbed in a confessional interview last week, speaking of John Tanton the head of the FAIR network responsible for today’s anti-immigrant climate.

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French Ask for Return of Statue of Liberty

Posted on December 10, 2010 by bstandsforb

End of United States’ ‘World-Wide Welcome’ Prompts Request 12.09.2010 – New York, NY 2010 may mark the year of international embarrassment for the United States. For the first time, this year marked the President submitting findings to the United Nations … Continue reading →

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Sea Captains Learn Babies Make Bad Anchors

Posted on October 15, 2010 by bstandsforb

Following the press conference of Arizona state legislator Russell Pearce in which he offered his amendment to the constitution to deny citizen ship to “anchor babies” or rather the first generation citizens born in the US, the Nautical Association of … Continue reading →

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